letter@Daphne & Pansy

How are you guys my best bitches and i can never find you when something is going on, i swear we need to do the Dumbledore Army coin thing to stay in touch cause i miss you guys!

I am in Haiti (if you didn’t already hear) and it is hell on earth i wanna be with you guys enjoying spring break instead of fasting waiting for something to talk to me (don’t ask long story). Ok Daphne what is this i hear about you and Alec mess again. I thought you both broke up after he made out with Marcus.

Pansy about that thing we discussed i seriously hope you don’t go through with it, i am looking up somethings and it seem very dangerous even for you so just think about it before you jump into anything drastic.

I should be back in a couple weeks but when i do we need to hang out (we barely do that anymore) anyway i gotta go write back bitches. Miss you loads

Milli

XxX

p.s Daph get Pansy to lay off the gillyweed before she gets fins and gills and we have to set her free in the black lake. 


Letter @ Mason

mason-crawford:

sadisticprincess-b:

Hey Mason!

I don’t know if this will get to you before you head off for Spring Break but I thought I might as well give it ago. How are you? You looked a little ill the last time I saw you and I got a little worried but I had no time to talk to you. You know I am here if you need a chat (even if I am not in the country) I know I’m not one of the guys but I am a great listener and I can keep my trap shut if needs be.

How is Marcie doing? I wish I had a chance to meet her properly, maybe when I get back we could meet up (no doubt someone will be throwing a party at mine). Keep out of trouble…well try to our school seems to have a knack of trouble following us.

Miss you Load

Milli B

XxXx

Hey Milli!

Sorry it has taken me a while to answer back to you, just been a bit busy here. I’m doing a lot better now, it’s kind of hard for me to explain to you in a letter about what all that was about, but I can assure you that I’m doing just fine now so don’t worry about me. Thanks for letting me crash at your place the other night, I really appreciate it, that was exactly what I need that night so again, thank you! I’ll be sure to remember that, I know I can trust you so maybe one day when I’m ready, I’ll fill you in on a few things, and I hope you know that the same thing goes for me!

Marcie is doing great, she’s on a road trip with a bunch of her friends for spring break so I’m sure she’s doing just fine! Yeah, we’ll plan something for when you get back from where ever it is you are right now, I’m sure that the two of you will get along great together! Haha, you know I can’t promise you that I’ll stay out of trouble, you know me, but I guess I’ll try my best! I hope you have a good time where ever you are and I hope to see you back at school soon!

Miss you! xo

Mason.

Mase!

You know you can tell me not worry but I am going to anyway. Out of the guys you are my favourite (but don’t tell them that). There is no rush you can talk whenever you want if you ever want to I just want you to know I am here for you and if you ever need to crash at my place again the doors are open so make yourself at home the place is empty but the house elves will cook for you and stuff take Marcie with you have a break (though I think we spend more time out of school than we actually should). Thank you Mason, when I feel up to talking I promise you will be one of the first people I come to.

I am with my mother’s family In Haiti becoming more stable (I think that is the right word) so I won’t go crazy again I think the professors are happy to see the back of me to tell you the truth. If you can’t stay out of trouble control your friends and make sure they don’t get arrested at least. Has anyone been thrown overboard if yes please send pictures.

Missing you too, tell Marcie hi from me

Milli

Letter @Astoria

Milli!

Storie morning glory,

I wish your jealously was enough to sustain me right now but it’s not. I wanna go home! This woman is bat shit crazy (you can see where I get it from). She is making me do stuff like kill chicken and goats, do I look like a fucking butcher?! Apparently kids out here are seen but not heard because every time I answer back she does some of her witchy voodoo thing and I get a splitting migraine until she lets up. You can take her to be your kick ass relative cause I don’t want her, silly cow. And she is starving me which I am pretty sure is a form of child abuse. She calls it fasting; I swear I keep seeing koko and the unicorn in my dreams eating cheese burgers with pickles. This is day 1 I have to fast for 5 day I can’t cope. Send me food! I don’t want to fast I wasn’t consulted about this and I didn’t agree to it.

Question, why are you being a hobo? Camping really? Like a muggle you do know their tents have nothing in them I mean nothing (it’s the only thing I learnt about them, its sooo common) AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO WANDS? I am sure no one in their right minds would let you go around defenceless…unless they don’t know you are going around with no wands which makes sense. I would smack you…if I wasn’t far away.

Oh god not Alec again, first Tracey now Daphne he must have a really big dick or the master of four play because those two keep running after him like crack addicts, I don’t see it personally but to each their own I suppose.

I gotta go meditate or something. Miss you.

Milli

XxXx

(Source: sadisticprincess-b)

Letter@ Milli


Milli,

   Anytime! Just returning the slap in the face reciprocity. Can always count on me to return the love Mills.  Nah, I’m secretly trying to amp you up so I can witness you and Marissa fighting. Still pissed I missed it.  Next time it should be a naked mud wrestling battle to the death. Think about it.

-Chris

Chris,

Unless Marissa is planning to sleep with another of my boyfriends (which is never going to happen) the likely hood of us fighting is slim to none…and why would we be naked with mud unless we were at a spa? I dunno you confuse me. Having fun on the boat? Anyone thrown up, gotten naked, passed out, been thrown overboard or all of the above?

Adios 

Milli

(Source: sadisticprincess-b)

Does anyone care Cho Chang might be dead?

chris-mulciber:

sadisticprincess-b:

chris-mulciber:

if she is you and blaine did it. you were too mean to her she ate her feelings had a heart attack and died….just kidding didn’t she like leave or something

Who the fuck cares?! I was just wondering who I’m going to cheat off for the remainder of the year

…Mason? He does pretty decent or just get Michael Corner to do it.

Does anyone care Cho Chang might be dead?

chris-mulciber:

if she is you and blaine did it. you were too mean to her she ate her feelings had a heart attack and died….just kidding didn’t she like leave or something

Letter@ Chris

Chris,

Thanks for reminding me getting cheated on…almost forgot that there thanks for bringing back up Twat. I thought you would want me to actually get better and not kill people again, oh and no being a major cock block in your relationship. And Marcus doesn’t bat for the other team he was drunk though he could be gay I dunno that is up to his mother and father to discuss with him. 

Cho Chang is dead? Wow is it bad that no one knew and I don’t care? Buy me something pretty

Milli

(Source: sadisticprincess-b)


secretlifeofafangirl:

Loved Melissa in this and I get the feeling I’m going to adore Adam now that he isn’t with Cassie. He and Melissa were just funny in this.

Melissa is bad ass idek what anyone says